Finally got around to updating Drupal core (7.5.6 => 7.6.0) ... now our doom is slightly less imminent.
In other news, there has been nothing but Git activity on this page since I made it. Hopefully will have some new things soon (on GitHub and otherwise).
I actually have some commits and unstaged changes (bad andrew!) on the work machine overdue for getting cleaned up and pushed to the sandbox.
That is all for now.